nuqneH, yIngaQmoH.,
I hope this electronic newsletter finds you well. I am pleased to report that within the digital confines of this missive you will find a report from our very own Spangles, who was feared missing, and now can be not-feared present. He is a good boy, and we should listen to what he has to say.

Quick request: the umbrellas left in the anterooms of the Grand Lock lodges are not complementary. They are reserved specifically for High Keys and are very expensive. If you have mistakenly taken one, Umbrella Amnesty Week begins immediately and ends whenever we have all the umbrellas back. Thank you.

In Fellowship,
High Key (00103)

From Volume 872 Issue 16 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!