Hello All,
Thankfully, things are returning to normal around these parts. Not only with the return of our Leadership Spangles, that’s been great, but also, my secretary of 20 years, Barron F. Honeybalm. She’s been out for the last week and a half for personal reasons, and a gentleman never asks, but she seems in fine health as I dictate this message to her.

Ms. Honeybalm, I’m afraid, had quite the messy desk to organize after it became a bit of a landing space for my own errant papers over the week, but it’s good to have her back where she belongs.

I’d also like to alert our payroll that Barron F. Honeybalm will henceforth be receiving a 20% boost in salary and I, the High Key, am dictating this with my name attached, it is an official statement and should be carried out by the next pay period.

And speaking of being back where they belong, I am now very excited to introduce a very special tribute to a very special Leader Dog!

From Volume 872 Issue 20 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!