• 2 for 1 hammers at White Plains Hardware Supply in White Plains, NY. (No mix and match. Must be two hammers of the same variety.)

• $50 off any room at any still existing Howard Johnson Inn.

• Free Howard Johnson Inn to interested parties (“Please. Just. Take it.”).

• 10% off any Apple product (Just Google “Apple Education Discount.” NOTE: This is available to non-Order members as well.).

• Most restaurants become “all-you-can-eat” if your waiter reciprocates The Hand Gesture.

• Most “all-you-can-eat” establishments bring out the real food with a reciprocated Hand Gesture.

• Commit one misdemeanor a year and/or felon every five years; just flash your Grand Lock enamel pin in the following Order infiltrated districts: N. Dakota, Virginia, Rhode Island, the E. Coast, anywhere west of the Mississippi (except Hawaii), Hawaii, all of Canada, some of Mexico, none of Guam.

From Volume 871 Issue 9 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!