By Lock Dr. H. Monneghan It goes without saying that the Order of the Grand Lock is the most successful and far-reaching organization in the history of the modern world. The policies and procedures set down by our order have shaped the very DNA of western civilization–its culture, its economies, and now–its free will. That’s […]
Greetings Locks, Our “little” organization is reeling a bit from the revelations found withinlast week’s update, so we asked our resident historian, Pick W. Hargreave, what he was working on, and then, after he responded, if he wouldn’t mind speeding it up a little bit. It is with great pleasure, and with the hope that […]
Locks. Read below for a strange turn of events involving multiple Grand Lock Leaderships. In Fellowship, High Key (00103) From Volume 872 Issue 17 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!
Hello to all Locks, It is nearly impossible to make it through a day interacting solely with members of The Order. And whether it be iodized salt, asking for secret days off from work, or not talking about Shadow Presidents, in some ways it has never been harder to be a member of a secret society […]
Welcome, Locks. I recognize that this space is ordinarily used to express a view on recent or upcoming events within the world of The Order from the perspective of a high-ranking individual within said Order. However, today I must break out of this structure, oh so briefly: Have you guys tried miniature pizza bagels? My […]
Good afternoon, and to any and all members of The Order living in America, a Happy Independence Day to you. And just to make sure we don’t forget, Happy Bastille Day to all Members of L’ordre de la Grande Serrure. This week we present an update to an important list maintained by The Order for […]
Good afternoon, Locks and Keys. As time marches forward, we find that the Grand Lock Campaign for Leadership does as well, seemingly into infinity. Our Cub Reporter, Locksmith S. Hoshport is back with a selection of updates from the Campaign Trail as we keep our eyes on these potential Lock Leaders. This being graduation season, […]
By Locksmith D. Brüchs (80324) In this week’s installment of The Locksmith Newsletter we offer the opinion of a member of our editorial board. Their views do not necessarily reflect those of the newsletter as a whole, especially when the Reactive Consequence Committee demands retribution. As long as there has been an Order of the […]
Good afternoon or evening and welcome to this week’s Locksmith Newsletter. A quick reminder: any and all above the rank of Pick are welcome to make use of the Grand Lock fleet of vehicles which can be found on the second level of any parking garage. Please remember: the second level, counting the ground level […]
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