All Hallowe’en Costume Ideas 2018 It’s that time of year again! You’ve waited until the absolute last minute, and now you need to figure out something to dress as for All Hallowe’en. Ideally something that you can put together using items from around the house. Don’t you worry: we’ve got you covered. Enjoy your […]
Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s bobsled time! LET’S GO TO PRESS. Good-bye sweet prince! A beautiful angel of a man has left earth to return to heaven. YES, OF COURSE I’M TALKING ABOUT RICHARD DREYFUSS. Big Mr. D. (as he liked to be called) tragically died this month in a spiral […]
Friends, Have you ever had a dream? Perhaps one that seemed impossible? Too beautiful to hold? So wonderful- I just remembered the poem “Harlem” by Langston Hughes and I am completely ripping that off, but less eloquently. I’m going to get to it. The mashed potato bar and centerpiece I had wanted to bring you […]
Whether you are a lowly Locksmith or the highest HIgh Key, one’s rank in The Order is an inescapable element of our day-to-day. We are taught very early on what the penalties are for interrupting a Barron. Every Pick knows that when they are short on change for the parking meter that the nearest Tumbler […]
Hello Locks of all Sorts, After the business of last year’s carving snafu, let me quickly bring to you the following Hallowe’en-related announcement: Do not carve any unflattering jack o’lanterns that depict Grand Lock officials. These pumpkins will immediately be smashed upon sight and the carver in question will be brought in for questioning and, […]
Actor and Grand Lock Key, R. Dreyfuss whose extensive film career includes Mr. Holland’s Opus and American Graffiti has died, a representative from his family said in a statement. He was 70 years old. “It is with grief-heavy hearts that we report Richard Dreyfuss has passed away after a short battle with a tremendously long spiral staircase,” the statement […]
Hello Locks of all Sorts, I hope that this newsletter finds you well. Unfortunately, it delivers some very sad news that may upset you, so if you answered, “Yes, quite well,” to my earlier rhetorical statement, please prepare yourself for a potential change in this status. A brief reminder: if you commissioned a Horse Day […]
by Pick W. Hargreave (No. 48324) Floating in space for centuries, a hunk of rock peacefully drifts, turning slightly as it goes, perhaps losing a few tiny fragments in the process, free from the constraints of gravity. There is a slight pull on it’s north side and in the blink of an eye it is […]
Good Day, Locks: It is now officially Autumn. Soon, the leaves will begin to change, Hallowe’en costumes will be selected, and pumpkin seeds will be roasted and immediately discarded. Should you decide to number Apple Picking amongst your Fall Activities, please remember to submit your Apple Picking Forms at least three weeks prior to your proposed Picking […]
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