Hello Locks of all Sorts,
After the business of last year’s carving snafu, let me quickly bring to you the following Hallowe’en-related announcement: Do not carve any unflattering jack o’lanterns that depict Grand Lock officials. These pumpkins will immediately be smashed upon sight and the carver in question will be brought in for questioning and, potentially, carving.
After the business of last year’s carving snafu, let me quickly bring to you the following Hallowe’en-related announcement: Do not carve any unflattering jack o’lanterns that depict Grand Lock officials. These pumpkins will immediately be smashed upon sight and the carver in question will be brought in for questioning and, potentially, carving.
(PLEASE NOTE: Even earnest .attempts at capturing a person could be considered unflattering.)
Speaking of Grand Lock rankings, please enjoy this unranked dispatch from the recent Great Alphabetizing last month!
In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)
From Volume 872 Issue 46 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!
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