By Pick F. Von Waldbaum (edited by Pick F. W. Hargreave) [We take a break from our usual historical column written by myself, Pick W. Hargreave, as I cede the floor to Pick F. Von Waldbaum for a special one-off history column. He has a writing style quite different from my own, but the story […]
Hello, Locks. It would appear that some of the drama from the past fewweeks may finally be settling down, allowing us to focus on the future and forge new Secret Empires as The Order of the Grand Lock. To help us focus on the future, we look today to the past, with a very special […]
By Locksmith D. Brüchs (80324) In this week’s installment of The Locksmith Newsletter we offer the opinion of a member of our editorial board. Their views do not necessarily reflect those of the newsletter as a whole, especially when the Reactive Consequence Committee demands retribution. As long as there has been an Order of the […]
Hello, fellow members. “They” always say that March is “in like a lion” and out like a lamb. Well, within The Grand Lock it would appear that we are firmly in the lion phase. Last week’s message from Leadership seems to have divided our ranks to some degree. Some of you though it was more […]
By Leadership Sun in Pisces presents a dangerous omen for those born in the wooden-years. If you bare your breast for the asp then bare both breasts. A shadow hangs over the doorstep of the second circle. Speak slowly in dealings with low-born. There are tiny people that live in the walls. Speaking not figuratively. […]
Hello, members, hello. A hearty “The Gesture” to you. Non-members, you are not reading this. I certainly don’t need to tell you that there are many levels of power within The Order. And by “don’t need” I of course mean “am unable.” I am one of your High Keys, and there are several direct, regional, […]
By Tumbler B. Chesney (40253) [LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Tumbler Chesney is the oldest living member of the Grand Lock and a lifelong vitamin enthusiast–though not necessarily a certified medical professional. We present this column as an invitation to a journey of wellness, not as medical advice.] Immortality is at hand; old age is a medical affliction […]
Good afternoon or evening and welcome to this week’s Locksmith Newsletter. A quick reminder: any and all above the rank of Pick are welcome to make use of the Grand Lock fleet of vehicles which can be found on the second level of any parking garage. Please remember: the second level, counting the ground level […]
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