Face the Music

by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) There’s an old Irish expression that goes “the older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.” Dear reader, this columnist is hardly a Stradivarius but I’ve seen enough Eden Prairie winters to know the that the most beautiful music of all is truthfulness. How true it is as Lord Byron […]

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It’s the Little Things

by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) It’s the little things. In this world of “super sized” excess, larger-than-life Leadership, and the media’s endless concatenation of insipid imagery exploding out of the at-home jumbotron, it can be a beautiful act of self-healing to pause, to behold a dandelion’s mane, to taste the icy kiss of a […]

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I Have Fallen in Love with a Ukrainian Handy-man

by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) Eden Prairie winters are famously cold but we Grand Locks have a secret for surviving these long dark months. It is through lodge-hall fellowship and brotherhood that we kindle the coals of affection’s warmth. In this, the season of St. Valentin, Eros’ arrow has found even myself, I confess! […]

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I Accidentally Touched a Dead Opossum

by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) All across Hennepin County and no doubt, the rest of the world, songs ring out professing this the “most wonderful time of the year.” As I sit here in my office watching the falling snow reflecting in the motion-sensor floodlight of the side yard, lulled by the purr of […]

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The Free Sample people at Cub Foods are WAY too aggressive

by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) Fall is here in Eden Prairie and nature has revealed a glimpse of its peacock plumage in the changing leaves. Though we mourn summer’s passing, Autumn is a beautiful and transformative season here on the banks of the Minnesota River that invites self-reflection. I sit at my word processor […]

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Yugioh Cards is Heir Apparent to the Bridge Card Crown

by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) Ye olde Grand Lock samurai had a saying of their katana blades: “a sword is forged through 10,000 cuts.” So too are the foundations of friendship and brotherhood built upon the myriad blocks of Grand Lock tradition. Even a cursory glance around Lodge 129 is enough to see tradition simply dripping down […]

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There Were Way Too Many Potato Dishes at Last Week’s Potluck

by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) Lodge 129 has long found fulfillment and brotherly fellowship in congregating ‘round the hall longtable for a potluck supper. The proverbial “Jacob’s join” is a wonderful and exciting meal experience–the thrill of discovery, the pride in sharing a toothsome treat. Unfortunately, last week’s potluck was mired by a loathsome […]

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Barb’s Corner

Last Week’s “Bird Night” Was a Fiasco by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) Our illustrious order has a long-standing custom of bird ownership. Most Locks and Keys know too well the quiet pleasures of a molted feather, a friendly ‘chirp’ good-morning. Our avian friends bring a blessed feathery drip of mother gaia’s milk into our […]

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