Appraisal Parade Season 3 PremiereMoney! History! Sustained still shots over silence! Last night’s season premiere of Appraisal Parade had everything that viewers of the show could possibly ask for, and so much more!As I’ve stated in each installment of “The Recapables,” I despise television, but love recapping things. And since my book recaps were categorized as […]
Hello Locks, I have been informed that we are presently living in “The Greatest Period in History for Fast Casual Dining,” “The Golden Age of Television,” and “The Most Likely Time to Die Due to Phone-Related Negligence.” We are going to focus on the second of those Time Demarkations today and discuss Television: often the […]
By Locksmith K. Kaylin The big wheel keeps on turning and the HOLLYWOOD NEWS CYCLE keeps on churning!!–let’s roll on to the headlines with another HOLLYWOOD SCOOP. A rose by any other name. The shadow war between the Order of the Grand Lock and rival lodge the Guardians of Orb wages across many battlefields but perhaps […]
Welcome, Locks. Please stop paying for small items at the Lodge Equipment outpost with large bills. We have placed signage in ever Lodge and our cashiers give frequent verbal reminders, but apparently I need to be direct and have it as the opening line to an Order-Wide Electronic Mail. So, please. If you are buying […]
From Volume 872 Issue 29 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!
Hello Locks, We generally try not to do this, but as one gives a slight jingle to the Horse Day 2018 coffers and finds the accompanying jingle-jangle a little lacking, this week’s newsletter is devoted exclusively to a small amount of sponsored content. It is very brightly colored so it still feels “engaging” and “fun” and ideally […]
by Barron B. Hoffbeck (no. 12513) It’s the little things. In this world of “super sized” excess, larger-than-life Leadership, and the media’s endless concatenation of insipid imagery exploding out of the at-home jumbotron, it can be a beautiful act of self-healing to pause, to behold a dandelion’s mane, to taste the icy kiss of a […]
Greetings to Locks Near and Far, Did you leave a winter jacket at the Grand Forks, North Dakota Lodge 339? If so, is it possible you left 350 identical winter jackets there in large, sealed wardrobe-sized moving boxes? We’ve been trying to solve this mystery internally for the past two months but have come up […]
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