Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s bobsled time! LET’S GO TO PRESS. Good-bye sweet prince! A beautiful angel of a man has left earth to return to heaven. YES, OF COURSE I’M TALKING ABOUT RICHARD DREYFUSS. Big Mr. D. (as he liked to be called) tragically died this month in a spiral […]

By Locksmith K. Kaylin  The big wheel keeps on turning and the HOLLYWOOD NEWS CYCLE keeps on churning!!–let’s roll on to the headlines with another HOLLYWOOD SCOOP. A rose by any other name. The shadow war between the Order of the Grand Lock and rival lodge the Guardians of Orb wages across many battlefields but perhaps […]

By Locksmith K. KaylinStar light, star bright good gravy it is OSCAR NIGHT. The golden gods of tinseltown descended upon the Dolby Theater for the 90th annual Academy Awards last weekend. Of course, the Order of the Grand Lock’s’ treacly tentacles were there to manipulate details great and small–from the padlock on Adam Rippon’s subligar to the […]

By Locksmith K. Kaylin (30155) GUESS WHO’S BACK? That’s right–it’s Key Z.Z. Gabor f.k.a. “Princess Zsa Zsa” the Hungarian honeysuckle, unveiled Saturday night in her centenarian debutante grand actualization ball in the secret Grand Lock castle beneath the skating rink in Van Nuys. Gabor was a vision in chiffon in a strappy Von Furstenburg gown accented by a family of live stoats scampering through […]