Meet the man who is at the top of many lists within The Order. By Locksmith H. Murcher (45023) Pick A. Aaron II isn’t an outspoken member of The Grand Lock, nor would he claim to be a very prominent one. Having only been among our ranks for a few months shy of a decade, […]
Hello to all members great and small. Before we jump into a profile on one of our Order’s more interesting members, a quick question: does your tap water taste different lately? If the answer is “yes,” we have a problem. We’ve been tinkering with the chemicals in our nation’s water supply, mostly to cater to […]
By Tumbler B. Chesney (40253) [LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Tumbler Chesney is the oldest living member of the Grand Lock and a lifelong vitamin enthusiast–though not necessarily a certified medical professional. We present this column as an invitation to a journey of wellness, not as medical advice.] Immortality is at hand. Though the forest of human mortality is […]
Good afternoon or evening to you, Locks. The Order of the Grand Lock takes a deep interest in each and every one of our Member’s health, and an even deeper interest in our Member’s Bodily Intakes. However, it is only on very special occasions, as in today’s Vitamin Corner, that we are able to marry […]
A World-Wide Organization such as The Order of the Grand Lock requires several “moving parts” in order to function properly. Are you considering making the transition from The Order being one important facet of your life to its entire purpose? We may have just the role for you! All you have to do is continue […]
Hello Hallowed Members, Say, are you interested in turning the time you spend at the Grand Lock’s various functions and lodges into cold, hard cash? Well, we may very well have the answer, and a way to earn maximum appreciation and minimum wage! It’s time for The Order of the Grand Lock Job Fair! But […]
Whether it be on July 4th or the 6th, everyone loves fireworks. However, it is only those within the ranks of the Order of the Grand Lock who truly understand them. Here is a guide to the true meanings of this year’s crop of fireworks. Description: Starburst Color(s): R/W/Bl True Meaning: While often seen as a patriotic flag celebrating […]
Good afternoon, and to any and all members of The Order living in America, a Happy Independence Day to you. And just to make sure we don’t forget, Happy Bastille Day to all Members of L’ordre de la Grande Serrure. This week we present an update to an important list maintained by The Order for […]
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