Good afternoon or evening to you, Locks.

The Order of the Grand Lock takes a deep interest in each and every one of our Member’s health, and an even deeper interest in our Member’s Bodily Intakes. However, it is only on very special occasions, as in today’s Vitamin Corner, that we are able to marry both of these interests into one Convenient Package.

Before we get to that: a quick warning. Someone at the Renton, WA Lodge (#492) insists on parking in the spot reserved for High Keys. I freely acknowledge that there are no High Keys stationed in Renton, nor have there been any High Key Visits to Renton in close to a decade. I would recommend that if you would like to keep it that way, and avoid any encounters with High Keys clutching a swift, flaming hammer of Car Vandalism, please stay out of that spot.

You have been warned, light blue 2008 Kia® Sorento of Renton, WA.

Anyway, vitamins!

From Volume 871 Issue 35 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!