After months of campaigning and weeks of general electoral chaos, the Grand Lock has new leadership and its a dog named Spangles. As Spangles’ campaign office has repeatedly pointed out, there’s no rule that says a dog can’t be leadership. Locksmith M. Reyes, Spangles’ handler and self-appointed “Speaker of the Dog” appeared on stage with […]

by New Cub Reporter Locksmith K. Appleblack (93332) The good news: By the time you’re reading this, the Leadership Campaign has been settled. The bad news: It has taken several weeks longer than anticipated, a racist ship explosion, and my predecessor being driven insane to get there. After word got out about the non-existence of Candidate Dorsey last Tuesday, two […]

by Cub Reporter Locksmith M. Hoshport (88832) The following article is presented unmodified and without commentary as it was submitted by M. Hoshport. The Grand Lock Newsletter acknowledges that any similarities to the series finale of “The Prisoner” are purely coincidental.  Monday 11/13/2017 On Monday morning, yellow smoke plumed from the Grand Temple in Washington […]

by Cub Reporter Locksmith M. Hoshport (88832) Since Election Day last week, there have been a number of events that have unfolded, but from this reporter’s perspective, there are far more that appear to be currently folded, simply waiting for our guard to fall before they too unfold. Here is a timeline of said events […]

Leadership Election Day is here at last and Grand Locks everywhere are heading to their home lodges to complete the Election Day process. First they must climb the voting ladders (oak, because the year ends in a prime number) and deposit their voting marbles into the voting chutes of their candidates of choice. These marbles […]

by Cub Reporter Locksmith M. Hoshport (88832) In an effort to curry favor with our many Members of the Order, the Candidates for Leadership have taken to the trail. From time to time, we will check in with our six Candidates as they travel across the globe from Lodge to Lodge. Lodge 30 – Manhattan, […]

by Cub Reporter Locksmith M. Hoshport (88832) In an effort to curry favor with our many Members of the Order, the Candidates for Leadership have taken to the trail. From time to time, we will check in with our six Candidates as they travel across the globe from Lodge to Lodge. July 12 – Lodge […]

by Cub Reporter Locksmith M. Hoshport (88832) In an effort to curry favor with our many Members of the Order, the Candidates for Leadership have taken to the trail. From time to time, we will check in with our six Candidates as they travel across the globe from Lodge to Lodge. June 16 – Lodge […]

by Cub Reporter Locksmith M. Hoshport (88832) In an effort to curry favor with our many Members of the Order, the Candidates for Leadership have taken to the trail. From time to time, we will check in with our six Candidates as they travel across the globe from Lodge to Lodge. May 16 – Lodge […]

by Cub Reporter Locksmith M. Hoshport (88832) In an effort to curry favor with our many Members of the Order, the Candidates for Leadership have taken to the trail. From time to time, we will check in with our six Candidates as they travel across the globe from Lodge to Lodge. May 9 – Lodge […]