Hello Locks of all Sorts,
I hope that this newsletter finds you well. Unfortunately, it delivers some very sad news that may upset you, so if you answered, “Yes, quite well,” to my earlier rhetorical statement, please prepare yourself for a potential change in this status.

A brief reminder: if you commissioned a Horse Day portrait at Horse Day 2018, they will be ready at the end of this week and available for pick-up at your local Lodge. (If you ordered the Dee-Lux Oil Painted version, please allow two additional months.)

Alright, now on to the upsetting news, depending on your level of interest in the entertainment business.

In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)