Infrequently, we here at the Locksmith Newsletter make a mistake that makes it to publication. Even more infrequently, we acknowledge these mistakes.

• An article on March 5, 1985 written by the Leadership referred imprecisely to the scheduling of the Chicago Cubs’ World Series win. The streak-breaking win did occur in 2016 in the seventh game, as indicated in 1985. However, a faulty solar-powered Texas Instruments calculator led to the Leadership’s chief transcriptor to indicate that this would break a 109 year streak. It was in fact a 108 year streak. The chief transcriptor could not be found, which we assume is the form his apology has taken.
• Because of an editing error, an article on November 22, 2016 profiling Tumbler A. Reynolds, a prominent Lodge Leader in Pittsburgh, PA and husband of one of the Locksmith Newsletter’s editors, misspelled Mr. Reynolds’ surname as “Homewrecking Monster.”
• The above bullet point incorrectly referred to Tumbler A. Reynolds as the husband of one of this newsletter’s editors. While this was at one time accurate, it is no longer, even though his marriage vows clearly never meant anything to him for one second. Anyway, it’s okay. It’s all okay now.
• A picture caption on August 9, 2016 with an article about W. Churchill misstated the location of some individuals pictured. From left to right, those photographed should have been named: W. Churchill, F. Roosevelt, A. Brooke, W. Churchill, J. Stalin, W. Churchill, W. Churchill II.
• It is incorrectly believed by some that the Leadership does not hear when you complain about them, even when you do so very quietly or with someone that you thought you could trust. Even with your life. This is inaccurate. You have now been corrected.
• An earlier report within this article indicated that “it’s all okay now.” This was incorrect. It is not okay, especially if your name is Tumbler A. Homewrecking Monster.

Have you found an error in an edition of the Locksmith Newsletter? Keep it to yourself. We get in trouble when you email our mistakes to key@thegrandlock.com. How’d you like it if we directly contacted your boss every time you screwed up? You never though about it like that, did you?

From Volume 871 Issue 12 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!