A Message from the High Key (Volume 871 Issue 13)

Greetings.

Welcome to the latest edition of the Locksmith newsletter, on this, the 260ish Valentine’s Day in our Order’s history!

There’s so much romance-themed content for you to enjoy within this newsletter, that I simply can’t compel myself to stand between you and it. From last minute gift ideas, to the secret history behind the holiday, to dealing with an uninitiated partner (U.P.), exactly everything you need as a Grand Lock member this Valentine’s Day is covered.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Locksmiths. Please enjoy this, the only ounce of affection you’ll eke out of me for the remainder of this year.

In Fellowship,
The High Key (No.00103)
From Volume 871 Issue 13 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!