• Talking Grand Lock Teddy Bear – Dressed in his ceremonial robes, Huggins the Bear is ready for a night in the arms of someone special. Squeeze his paw and in a high-pitched tone he squeals the Grand Lock principles, “Secrecy, subterfuge, solicitude.” Squeeze a big toe and he whispers the date and time your loved one will die. Self-fulfilling prophecy or the real thing? Something to discuss together over dinner, that’s for sure!
• Grand Lock Varietamin Pack – This bottle of 24 pills offers a selection of The Order’s most popular pills at that time. What are the hottest ‘mins that those within the ranks are poppin’ to stay healthy? There’s nothing sexier than telling your sweetheart that you want them to have the proper levels of B-12 so they can remain alive with you!
• Redacted Conversation Hearts – Candy hearts with secret messages that your beloved just isn’t ready for! Top seller!

From Volume 871 Issue 13 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!