Hello Fellow Locks. Welcome to this week’s Locksmith Newsletter.

As we remind you frequently, you are all equal cogs in the grand mechanism that is The Grand Lock. Without each and every one of you, we do not function, and if we do not function, nations fall, economies crumble, and all the good TV shows get cancelled.

With this in mind, today’s newsletter singles out one particular cog that, well, just turns a little smoother than some of the other. This cog has teeth just like every other one, but something about them are just so… pleasant to look at. The work output joules that this cog is able to produce- you know what? I think I’m getting lost in my cog metaphor.

Today we profile one particular Grand Lock member who has shown themselves to embody the traits of our secret organization. Who knows? Keep your nose to the grindstone, and you too may find yourself the subject of our next profile!†