Good afternoon or evening and welcome to this week’s Locksmith Newsletter.

A quick reminder: any and all above the rank of Pick are welcome to make use of the Grand Lock fleet of vehicles which can be found on the second level of any parking garage. Please remember: the second level, counting the ground level as first. We are sick and tired of the-stolen-Lambo-from-the-third-floor excuse. This is a privilege,  not a right and all that.

This week we cede the newsletter to a very special member of the Order who will speak on a topic very near and dear to their heart, as well as all of their major organs. Please enjoy in moderation.