By Leadership

Sun in Pisces presents a dangerous omen for those born in the wooden-years. If you bare your breast for the asp then bare both breasts. A shadow hangs over the doorstep of the second circle. Speak slowly in dealings with low-born.

There are tiny people that live in the walls. Speaking not figuratively. Attempts to make contact failure so far. Will attempt to lure them out with pianoforte performance.

Not quite caught up with JAG (Judge Advocate General) but v. dismayed at direction of Harm and Mac relationship. Will they or will not they? The address is TBS.

Opossums in the side yard persist. The briny mists of avalon descend across the crystal’s vision. Omen possibility likely. Opossum bit my foot through boot. Hurts v. much.

A thief absconded w/ Mirror Mask entreated to Vatican. Does not bode well for pork belly futures. Sell.

I.S.O. lumber for wood stove. You deliver; fair price guaranteed. NO WEEVILS.

Orgone levels currently reverberating at record levels west of Rockies. Swallow an amethyst egg (not too big) for maximum accumulation.

You may use a scimitar to open the champagne but who wants to drink alcohol given to them from a man holding a sword? Answer: everyone.

The tea leaves seem to indicate a need for caution which is why we have left them safely nestled within the Lipton Brand teabag. It’s all about safety and ease of cleanup.

Alternate side parking will be suspended next week due to a pole reversal. We all must choose a side at some time in our lives, and this is yours. This is your moment to try bold new parking method including the “wrong way up street” and the “I guess everybody is half on the sidewalk so it’s okay for me to do it too.” You have the power to do this if you only look within.

Understudies: WEAL
March Madness: WOE
April Common Sense: WEAL
Finding a dime: WOE (for it was someone else’s loss)
Fasting: WOE
“Branches”: WOE