Good afternoon to you, Brothers and Sisters of the Order.

I hope that you all sucessfully avoided becoming someone’s fool this April 1st. Remember: those who join the Order of the Grand Lock must strive to stamp out foolishness within our ranks, and encourage it in those on the outside. Faxing black construction paper to any Guardians of the Orb that you might know is an excellent way of doing this on any day in April; not just the first.

This week we receive another update from the homey Eden Prairie Lodge from our own Barb. We can all learn a lot from their small-town, semi-backwards ways, and some day we may determine exactly what that is.