Hello Locks.

As you are no doubt aware, our Sacred Order is going fine and nothing is wrong. We have ousted our failing Leadership in a definite not-coup, and we are all the better for it.

In a sign of our organizational skills, and to signal (not that you needed it) that things are so great right now, today we have a series of profiles of our three candidates in the running to serve as our new Leadership.

If you have dallied in submitting your paperwork to run for Leadership, yes, the deadline has passed, but you know what? Go for it. This is not a reflection on the quality of the candidates we have, because they’re great. They’re really great. But the more the merrier!

So, if you’re even somewhat qualified to lead a world-wide, government-controlling organization, and are interested in doing so, let us know! Great.

It’s all great.