Good afternoon, Locks and Keys. We continue to maintain our trajectory as we swing forward into Campaign Season. The Order of the Grand Lock seeks a bold new Leadership, and as we did last week, this week we bring you a variety of dispatches from the Campaign Trail!

Before we dive in, however, a brief respite to remember a fallen hero. This week we lost one of the Order’s finest. You’ve surely seen him around at the main Lodge in Washington D.C., and quite possibly, at several of the Lodges across the nation. I’m sure you already know the loss I’m referring to: The Order of the Grand Lock will no longer offer Mr. Pibb in our vending machines due to a licensing dispute. We hope in time that the Pibb distributor ends this pointless standoff and we can continue to enjoy the deliciously sweet embrace of Mr. Pibb.

Anyway, on to the determining the future Leadership of our entire organization…

From Volume 871 Issue 27 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!