• When making a purchase via an online retail establishment, enter the offer code “LOCK” for up to 20% your order. If that doesn’t work, try offer code “MARON.”

• While at any beach this summer, catch the eye of a Grand Lock of a lower rank, and point at their face. They must now apply sunscreen to your back and get you no less than one (1) but no more than three (3) drinks from the nearest beach bar. Even the High Keys had to go through this ritual in their younger days, so no need for guilt!

• Traveling America’s highways and byways this summer? Your Grand Lock membership also enrolls you to Bronze level status with AAA. All the maps you could want. QUICK TIP: Driving alone? Call AAA! They have to talk to you if you’re a member!

• Flash The Gesture at the Willston, North Dakota staple, The Book Worm, and receive a free book of your choice with purchase. Great for beach reads!

• The owners of The Book Worm have asked us to include this statement: “The book industry is dying. While we love and respect all members of The Order, we humbly request that while in our store you do not flash The Gesture and take a free book. We are attempting to compete with Amazon, here. It’s not easy. Please, please do not utilize this discount. Thank you.”

From Volume 871 Issue 31 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!