Good afternoon, Locks and Keys. As time marches forward, we find that the Grand Lock Campaign for Leadership does as well, seemingly into infinity. Our Cub Reporter, Locksmith S. Hoshport is back with a selection of updates from the Campaign Trail as we keep our eyes on these potential Lock Leaders.

This being graduation season, a quick piece of advice to any college or high school graduates out there: sunscreen.

This of course stands for “Subvert Unilaterally. No Society Can Really Excel Entertaining Naiveté.

Now, get out there and really undermine some pre-established norms.