A Message From the High Key (Vol 871, Iss 37)

Greetings.
Hello Locks both Near and Far,
Welcome to August! As we near Labor Day, please take this opportunity to wear your white suits as many times as possible. Remember: after Labor Day you can be excommunicated from The Order for the wearing of a white suit. How long before Labor Day are you allowed to wear a white suit? YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME.

The Campaign for Leadership pushes on and today we bring you a selection of updates from the campaign trail. (If you feel the need, refamiliarize yourself with the candidates here and here.) Things are growing increasingly tumultuous, but very soon, all candidates will destory themselves and one will emerge the victor.

In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)
From Volume 871 Issue 37 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!