Hello Locks!

When next we speak, it will be All Hallowe’en. Read below and you’ll find yourself fully prepared for the apparel element of the holiday, but we also have a handful of miscellaneous tips to ensure you’re fully prepared.

• Make sure you have enough Zagnuts: the prefered candy of The Order of the Grand Lock.
• Looking to cause mischief? Sure you could stock up on toilet paper and eggs. Or you could commit bank fraud and invest all your neighbors’ assets in Radio Shack stocks.
• Want the secret to winning apple bobbing every single time? Too bad! It’s not a fun game and the only way to win is to abstain.

In Fellowship,