A Grand Lock’s Guide to Spain, 2018 Edition by The Grand Lock Travel Board
From the archipelagos to the peninsulas, and the trombolos to the atolls, Spain is one of the world’s strangest shaped countries, and thanks to The Grand Lock Travel Board, you won’t have to miss a single cove, estuary, shoal, skerry or islet. After receiving only one response to their online survey regarding their previous edition, the Travel Board has heard your requests loud and clear! You want significantly less coverage of restaurants, attractions, and accommodations and more obscure coastal geography terms! Well, over 90% of this edition is comprised of in depth analysis of the coast of Spain and its many inlets, deltas and fundi. Not to mention its capes, gats, and ayres! It’s the only travel guide you’ll need!*
*As long as you also have our previous edition.
Supplement by T. Gencon-Rupee
We all know how important vitamins are to longevity and health, but what if they could do more? In Supplement, Gencon-Rupee imagines a not-to-distant dystopia in which vitamins not only prolong lives, they create them as well. Armando Brygan is the test subject for a new drug that inspires vivid hallucinations of one’s perfect romantic partner. Armando’s visions of Dee are so vivid that she almost seems real. Supplement is probably saying something about modern society if you feel like sitting there and really thinking about it, but either way, we’re sure you’ll love the inevitable watered down film adaptation in a couple years!
Angst and Agitation: Inside the Mindon Shadow Presidency by L.D. Credka
Since January 2017, Shadow President P. Mindon has been pulling the strings as Shadow President of the United States of America, and despite Credka’s sensationalist book title, so far, so good. The Shadow Government has had an unprecedented level of stability (knock on wood!), and as a result, The Order’s political clout has never been stronger. With Anger and Agitation you’ll get an inside look at how a Shadow President conducts their business day to day, and read a really juicy anecdote about President Mindon having a conversation Bono and not knowing who he is! Go behind the scenes of the government behind the scenes and get all the crankiness, histrionics, and competency!
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