Salutations,

If it’s not one thing, it’s another.

This simplistic, reductive phrase is both irritating and reflective of the current state of The Order. Our precious Leadership, Spangles, has returned. Unfortunately his return has brought with it a debate to our ranks. The Shadow Padlocks, the secret splinter group responsible for Spangles’ abduction, has divided our Society with concerns as to how we should proceed.

Today, in an effort to help you decide for yourself, we dig in to this debate and attempt to decide for you.

From Volume 872 Issue 21 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!