YES! Expose the Shadow Padlocks!
By Key L. Norterland, Professor of Revelations at GLU
Do you remember the first time you learned The Gesture?
If it was anything like my first time, once you’d cracked it, you were practically vibrating with excitement. You were part of a club. You knew something that was unknown to the majority of the population. You knew a secret.
Now, maybe you became a Grand Lock because you love potatoes. But as for me, I joined because I love being on the inside. And now we’re hearing rumbles that within our secret organization, there’s a deeper and more secret group? Well then, I want to know all about that group. The Shadow Padlocks, they’re calling themselves. Gimmie.
Since joining The Order, I’ve learned the truth behind the moon landing, what really happened to JFK, and the secret “Ingredient X” in Coca-Cola (they’ve cut it with baby powder since 1929). I really, really like knowing all this stuff, and if the Shadow Padlocks know more stuff than I do, I want our media to report the heck out of them.
Either that, or Shadow Padlocks: send me an application. I’m very interested. |
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