A Message from the High Key (Vol 872, Iss 25)

Greetings.
Hello Locks,

No Lock scientist has ever been able to determine why exactly this is, but we as a group are somehow genetically predisposed to allergies in the springtime. We are a diverse group with a constantly changing roster, so some theorize that a diet that hinges so heavily on potatoes might activate a latent hay fever gene? I’m no scientist. Just a theory.

Anyway, stay safe out there and block those histamines. That’s a thing, right?

This week our resident theater critic takes a look at what’s currently burning up the stages in the Order Theaters across the globe.

In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)

From Volume 872 Issue 25 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!