I speak for the whole of all High Keys when I say, “hope you’re doing well.”

One of our Tumblers, J. Davenplatt, has a daughter who is doing a little fundraising and our Order likes to foster enterprising youth whenever possible. If you would like to purchase any homemade t-shirts that have been tie dyed in what I believe is the modern style, please get in contact with Davenplatt through Lodge 4432. They are quite “dope” and are sure to make you the envy of all the coolest dudes, if we’re still using the word “dudes.”

I ceede the rest of my email to Key F. Huber, Secretary of Transportation.

In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)