All Hallowe’en Costume Ideas 2018 It’s that time of year again! You’ve waited until the absolute last minute, and now you need to figure out something to dress as for All Hallowe’en. Ideally something that you can put together using items from around the house. Don’t you worry: we’ve got you covered. Enjoy your tricking and/or treating! Canadian Finance Duck There’s nothing scarier than your entire government losing financial control to a group of waterfowl! Through some feather-duster-deconstruction and some Canadian-flag-folding, you can experience the joys of controlling the economy of ten provinces and three territories!

The Late Richard Dreyfuss: Kickboxer

All Hallowe’en is a night for ghouls. And there’s nothing more ghoulish than dressing up as a hero of our community while their body is still warm, though only barely.
Yes, very recently we lost Richard Dreyfuss, and he has been replaced by his Grand Lock P.S.M. (person-scale marionette), but you can carry on his legacy with this combination of two of his greatest interests: kickboxing and his own career.

TUNIVAC: The Song-Writing Computer

Even though there are very few people who have been in the same room as TUNIVAC, the song-writing computer, you’ll still be unmistakable in this costume created with poster board, boxes, a water jug and various other household items.

Even better, park yourself next to the speaker at the All Hallowe’en Party you’re attending and remind everyone there which of the insipid Top 40 hits that are blaring that you wrote (probably all of them)!

The Complete J.D. Salinger

How’s your upper body strength? If the answer is “pretty good,” and you’re really scrambling for a costume, try this J.D. Salinger costume on for size!

As all Locks know, J.D. Salinger was a voracious writer, publishing hundreds of novels as exclusives for Members of our Order. Get your arms full of books, and go as the entire oeuvre of this wordsmith!

Sexy The Late Richard Dreyfuss

Of course, every adult All Hallowe’en Party needs a sprinkling of risque gallows humor. Why not bring it to the gathering with a “sexy” version of The Order’s favorite recently-deceased-actor-slash-kickboxer?

Just grab your kickboxing gloves, a denim crop-top, hat and seventies-style glasses frames, and get ready to sing sea shanties and declare whether or not something was a boat accident or shark attack all the night through!

From Volume 872 Issue 48 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!