A Message from the High Key (Vol 872, Iss 51)

Greetings.

Hello.
Once a year it is decided by someone who outranks me that it is important to highlight the voices of the younger generation. The “Teen Beat Essay Competition” is designed for the Junior Locks among us to have the opportunity to make their voices heard. This year’s winner, J. Jeremy, wrote the least awful piece of writing and is included in this week’s Newsletter. Next week we will return to our usual content, written by adults with actual life experience to draw from.

In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)

From Volume 872 Issue 51 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!