A Message from the High Key (Vol 873, Iss 4)

Greetings.

Hello,
I know that I don’t need to tell you this, but as a reminder: if you celebrated the coming of the new year last night, you were wrong to do so. If you slipped up and did celebrate, please drink one coffee/caffeine based beverage for every alcoholic beverage that you enjoyed. Take solace in the fact that in just a few short days on the 13th you can re-drink those drinks and ring in ACTUAL New Years properly.

To help you prepare to start 2019 off right, enjoy this dubious health advice from our Vitamins expert.

In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)

From Volume 873 Issue 4 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!