By XXXXXXXXXXX (Name Redacted) The Guardians of the Orb–who are they? Sure, they’re our rivals–a fraternal lodge nearly as old as the Order of the Grand Lock. They kidnapped our leader. They beat our butts seemingly every year at the inter-lodge beach volleyball tournament. Some rumors suggest that they’re in fact a “crime organization” responsible for “most of […]
Aloha, If you’ve watched any of the Grand Lock-operated news outlets that you already know that this is the email you’ve been waiting for. You’ve read the excerpts, you’ve heard the hype: now at last you get to read the full, terrifying story of one reporter who has infiltrated the villainous Guardians of the Orb. […]
From Volume 873 Issue 10 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!
Aloha, Locks: in fewer than ten days, The Order designated Day for Demonstration of Affection (February 14th) will arrive. In an effort to make it easier for you to display your affection visually, we have created four “love cards,” or “Valentines” as they are commonly known, to distribute to those that you feel Love for. […]
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