A Message from the High Key (Vol 872, Iss 43)

Greetings.

Yes, Locks! Hello!
I am very pleased to inform you that the antique bird perch of Lodge 45 in Roxanna, New Jersey that I spoke of last week, has been returned. It had been removed for cleaning by the Maintenance Locks without informing the High Key. The Maintenance team has been punished, and the antique bird perch has been kicked in frustration.

Seek ye longevity? Seek ye no more! Our most aged Lock is here today to discuss his newest theories on what we should be doing in order to continue being alive! Don’t miss it! Then make an informed decision on whether or not you should follow his strange advice!

In Fellowship,
High Key (No.00103)

From Volume 872 Issue 43 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!