Esmeralda Fresca Weds Former Leadership candidate, heiress to the Fresca soda empire, and noted firebrand Esmeralda Fresca wed this weekend in a surprise ceremony atop the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai. Of course, it wouldn’t be an Esmeralda Fresca event without controversy and the 63-years young effervescent heiress stunned guests by revealing the mystery groom to […]

Order has again returned to our fraternal lodge; Leader Spangles, once presumed drowned (or something) has returned to his rightful spot atop the Grand Lock Palatial Monolith. The effects of his soothing, panting presence on the marketplace cannot be overstated–the Metric Tumble Exchange (a note to newer members: this the secret economy that controls the […]