Hello Locks,
I confidently speak for all my fellow High Keys when I say that I had hoped that the Campaign for Leadership that was wrapped up late last year would put to rest the cycle of drama within our little Order, but it would seem I won’t get my wish. For those who are new to the tale, a boat has been sunk in a sea of Fresca and rumors of our Leadership, Spangles the Dog, being on board have been circulating wildly.

That being said, tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. In the spirit of Love, this being a Lock holiday after all, let me be the first to say “hope it’s good.”

From Volume 872 Issue 12 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!