By Barron G. Saechow HAVANA, CUBA: The elected leader of the Order of the Grand Lock, Spangles was rescued late Saturday night from imprisonment in a Guardians of the Orb Florida Key RV court and secret prison compound. In a daring heist masterminded by previous Grand Lock leadership, “Old Leadership,” Spangles was blasted out of […]

By Barron G. Saechow (73285) For those of you who have just returned from one of those Lock-fad “No Screens Retreats,” you might not be aware that some major events have rocked the core of our Order in recent weeks. To summarize: A Grand Lock pleasure yacht, “Disco Volante” has disappeared in a watery cloud of […]

By Barron G. Saechow (73285) LEWES, DELAWARE: Last week we reported on new details surrounding the disappearance of The Grand Lock pleasure yacht, “Disco Volante” on February 4th. 15 members of The Order were on board and are, as of yet, still unaccounted for, and initial reports indicated that our Leadership, Spangles, was also present. Spangles’ […]

By Barron G. Saechow LEWES, DELAWARE: The Grand Lock pleasure yacht, “Disco Volante” was seen disappearing under the waves 2 nautical miles off the Delaware coast on the evening of Sunday, February 4th. As of now, all 15 Grand Lock lodge members on board are missing and unaccounted for and INCLUDES OUR NEWLY ELECTED LEADER […]

By Barron G. Saechow We at the Order of the Grand Lock Consequence Committee may sometimes issue early alerts for potential malfeasant activity originating from the Guardians of the Orb. The subcommittee of Capers, Misadventure, and Skullduggery have gathered intel that unfortunately may point to such activity. Grand Locks are advised to review the facts […]