Welcome to the latest edition of the Locksmith newsletter, on this, the 260ish Valentine’s Day in our Order’s history! There’s so much romance-themed content for you to enjoy within this newsletter, that I simply can’t compel myself to stand between you and it. From last minute gift ideas, to the secret history behind the holiday, […]

Welcome to the latest edition of the Locksmith newsletter. We at last find ourselves in February, and with it, we once again battle with Gregorian calendar’s shortest, most annoying to spell month. If you’ll allow the brief diversion, I’d like to reminisce briefly on my own attempt, during my youth’s folly, to create a calendar specifically […]

Welcome to the latest edition of the Locksmith newsletter. This week is all about “Listening to Directions” and “Doing As Your Told!” You’ll be hearing from Leadership shortly, but if I may be so bold as to add to His or Her or Their cryptic directives: 1. Recruitment is down. We had a lot of […]

Welcome to the latest edition of the Locksmith newsletter. It feels like just a short while since I’ve spoken with so many of you as the turn-out for the Inauguration of the Shadow President of the United States was so jam-packed. As you know, Connie “Conrad” O’Birchwood put her hand on the Spaight Family Lock […]

A very happy Actual New Year (January 13th (observed)) to you all! Reminder: if you have not yet logged your resolutions in eLOK, please do so by the 20th. Though very little of it makes its way to the High Key, there has been a not insignificant level of chatter about how 2016 was “bad.” […]