The Lock Who Came Inside for Tea by Jean la Autó The master of the Grand Lock spy novel returns with his newest page-turner in the grand tradition of his previous 23 novels! Drawing on his past life as a spy for the Shadow Parliament in the United Kingdom (we take it at his word that […]
Mathchomaroon Locks, We heard your requests and managed to get you one more Locksmith Newsletter of July. (Just a little joke: they come out every Tuesday and that’s just the way the calendar went this month.) Now that your day has been brightened by that little jest, a sad announcement: this year’s Horse Day 2018 celebration will […]
As every Grand Lock in good standing already knows, a major source of income for our illustrious group is through the sale and resale of that ubiquitous, yet seldom actually enjoyed, soda named Fresca. This, however, was not The Order’s first attempt at producing money outside of membership dues. Today we take a look back […]
Hello Glais, As members of The Order, the decisions you make each day have an enormous impact on the future. It is for those reasons, that you must always strive to remember what has happened in the past. And then once you’ve remembered it, do your best to learn from this memory. Our staff of […]
July might be hot (especially in North America–the hemisphere in which the Order of the Grand Lock’s powers are consolidated) but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a cool time on a budget vacation. These five vacation spots are perfect for the Grand Lock family with an eye on their pocket books. Plankards Barrel Factory, […]
Hallo Schlösser, You may have noticed that your local Lodge has been a little more empty on the weekends throughout this month. Don’t worry! There isn’t any secret council concerning you or anything of that nature. It’s simply that magical time known as summer: when the big-wigs head to the summer homes, the medium-wigs splurge […]
By Pick P. Grenadine (09441) I was out to lunch with a friend of mine from high school at a fast casual dining locale. I turn to this friend when I feel as though I might be “losing touch” with the common man and desire to reconnect with my boring, uncultured roots. Midway through our […]
Hello Locks, We hope you had a pleasant July 4th and that you were able to understand all of the firework messages we sent. There is room for everyone at the Grand Lock table, except for the Shadow Padlocks, and as such, all opinions are welcome. We do not always encourage every opinion to be […]
Esmeralda Fresca Weds Former Leadership candidate, heiress to the Fresca soda empire, and noted firebrand Esmeralda Fresca wed this weekend in a surprise ceremony atop the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai. Of course, it wouldn’t be an Esmeralda Fresca event without controversy and the 63-years young effervescent heiress stunned guests by revealing the mystery groom to […]
Hello friends! This week we offer some bite-sized news morsels for you to enjoy. As I did the previous time we featured this column, I’m going to allow our feature section update you on the goings on within the Order and use this space to update you on my personal life. Of course, as always, […]
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