Hello All, Thankfully, things are returning to normal around these parts. Not only with the return of our Leadership Spangles, that’s been great, but also, my secretary of 20 years, Barron F. Honeybalm. She’s been out for the last week and a half for personal reasons, and a gentleman never asks, but she seems in […]

nuqneH, yIngaQmoH., I hope this electronic newsletter finds you well. I am pleased to report that within the digital confines of this missive you will find a report from our very own Spangles, who was feared missing, and now can be not-feared present. He is a good boy, and we should listen to what he […]

Welcome, Locks. Usually, The Order will provide non-Locks with some sort of distraction when things get too complicated or unfathomable for them. A celebrity scandal or political snafu. This weekend, however, it was The Locks who received a welcome distraction from our recent drama with the Guardians of the Orb, which took the form of Mister […]

Hello to Locks, Thank goodness this awful, under-stuffed month is almost at an end as it has been filled almost exclusively with stress and anguish. Now, on top of it all, our most hated of all foes, The Guardians of the Orb, have claimed responsibility to rub our noses deeper in the awfulness. Keep your […]

Greetings to Locks Near and Far, As spring grows nearer and the snow melts outside our many Grand Lock Lodges worldwide, slowly but surely, many sets of keys from our Locks begin to emerge. As you know, every February 2nd, members of our Order arrive at the nearest Lodge parking lot to throw their keys […]

Hello Locks, I confidently speak for all my fellow High Keys when I say that I had hoped that the Campaign for Leadership that was wrapped up late last year would put to rest the cycle of drama within our little Order, but it would seem I won’t get my wish. For those who are […]

Welcome, Locks. No time for a message from me today. There are major events breaking as you read this! Continue “scrolling!” In Fellowship, High Key (No.00103) From Volume 872 Issue 11 – Subscribe here, members, to be the first to get the next newsletter!

Welcome, Locks. As you know, our numbers are many and are dispersed across this globe relatively evenly (though for whatever reason, we do have a higher than average concentration of members in Australia). So, when I say “the frigid tyranny of snow is very nearly at an end,” and “be gone, Lady Winter! You shall […]

Welcome, Locks, I sincerely hope that you had an enjoyable Actual New Year’s celebration and rung in 2018 properly. And if you’re still nursing a hangover, then let me be the first to tell you: you have a serious substance abuse problem. This week we offer a few pieces of advice from the Grand Lock […]

Good day to all Grand Locks of All Ages, As 2017 draws to close with the celebration of Actual New Years on January 13th, we look back at the Best of the Locksmith Newsletter from the year. It was a year of transition for The Order as we move on to the administration of our […]